The Sunday School teacher was speaking

to her class one Sunday morning and she

asked the question, "When you die and go

to Heaven .... which part of your body goes

first?"

 

Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's

your hands."

 

"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?"

 

Suzie replied, "...Because when you pray,

you hold your hands together in front of you

and God just takes your hands first!"

 

"What a wonderful answer!" the teacher said.

 

Tommy raised his hand and said, "Teacher,

I think it's your legs".

 

The teacher looked at him with the strangest

look on her face. "Now, Tommy, why do you

think it would be your legs?"

 

Tommy said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and

Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had

her legs straight up in the air and she was going,

'O God, I'm coming!'

 

If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have

lost her."

 

 

 

lmao

Nice one

good 'un mate

Like that !!