>> > A man walks up to a bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits

>> > down

>>a

>> > small cat jumps up on the stool beside him.

>> > The bartender comes over, and asks for their order.

>> > The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. What's

>>yours?"

>> > "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.

>> > The cat says, "I'll have a half beer, but I'm not paying for it".

>> > The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be £6.40 please,"

>> > and

>>the

>> > man reaches into his pocket, and pulls out exact change for

>> > payment. This happens the next evening also. The following evening

>> > the trio enters again. "The usual?" asks the bartender.

>> > "Well, its close to last orders, so I'll have a large scotch", says

the

>> > man,

>> > "Same for me" says the ostrich. "I'll have a small scotch, but I'm

not

>> > paying for it" says the cat.

>> > That will be £12.35", says the bartender. Once again the man pulls>

>exact

>> > change out of his pocket and places it on the bar. The bartender

>> > can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir, How do

>> > you manage>

>to

>> > always come up

>> > with the exact change out of your pocket every time" asks the

>>bartender.

>> > "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic

>> > and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and

>> > offered me 3wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for

 

>> > anything, I>

>just

>> > put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would

>> > always be there." "That's brilliant"! says the bartender. "Most

>> > people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll

>> > always be as rich as you want, for as long as you live."

>> > "That's right!, Whether its a pint of milk or a Rolls-Royce, the

exact

>> > money is always there" says the man.

>> > The bartender asks, "One other thing sir, what's with the ostrich

and>

>the

>> > cat?"

>> > The man replies, "My other two wishes were for a bird with long

>> > legs,>

>and

>> > a tight pussy

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