As sum of ya know my phone decided to send out my texts to the wrongs peeps this w/end, sum was rather messy so soz to anyone who got any rather strange ones over w/end oh n the peeps who shoulda got 'em n didn't!

Bollox, I thought the offer of a shag was serious !

u sure it wasnt u being too fuked to send it to the right ppl

kinda hopin sum was lost in textland and didn't get to anyone

u just know that ur mum got a text that was ment 4 sum fit bloke about what ur gonna do to him when u next c him

actually more worried about text i sent sayin wot i had just dun wiv sum fit bloke (n it didn't get to who it was s'psoe to neither!)

I should be banned from using my phone when I take anything

i remember getting tara to send texts 4 me @ 414 as i was soo fuked on ket the phone started changeing shape