A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be

>confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

>"Good morning," said the young man.

>"If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate

>the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

>"F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she proceeded

>to close the door.

>Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it

>wide open.

>"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my

>demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all over

>her hallway carpet.

>"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t from

>your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

>"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f***ing good appetite, because the

>electricity was cut off this morning."

gud un m8

 

>>>>------------>> arra

 

 

fookin h8 door 2 door salesmen

 

serves the fooker rite.