this week i would say the funnyest thing (that i can remember) said to me last wkd was this:

 

*Amelia browsing through me wallet*

"all ur cards smell of ket! all of them do!! i bet youve used ever single card to make ket lines!!! god even ur wallet stinks of ket!!! o hang on, i think its leather i'm smelling

 

 

 

 

BTW nice to meet you & Amelia on Sunday. T'was a wicked nite wasn't it?

I have MANY quotes of the weekend. And this is while we were horsed!

 

Sential Steve "Maria - u have many faces"

Sential Steve "U have 3 eyes"

Sential Steve "When u are on horse, and u are talking about being mad...do u stick to that emotion and feel mad?"

Me "No - horse makes me.....A TWAT"

Me "Look at those chairs moving in the sky"

Sential Steve "Go into Aftersential and say...we need wees"

Sential Steve "Sssh i can here something...sounds like the engine is running"

Me "No...if u have a look down there...there is a little tortoise with a lawnmower"

 

 

im sure there were loads more than that...we wrote them all down on a piece of paper!

 

 

I want a bit of horsey

I'm sure there where loads, but I was too [censored] to remember!

 

BTW nice to meet you & Amelia on Sunday. T'was a wicked nite wasn't it?

 

yeah was really nice meeting u n all m8

 

i thought u were gonna be a cuntish bastard and h8 u imensly, but i have to say i was plsantly suprised - ur only half the wanker i thought u'd be

 

 

seriously tho - u were a sound geeza despite what i thought u'd be like

Wub: can I ask you a random question?

 

Policeman: erm, ok

 

Wub: where is the square balloon?

Wub: can I ask you a random question?

 

Policeman: erm, ok

 

Wub: where is the square balloon?

 

U win!

no he dont just cuz he used the 'r' word

no he dont just cuz he used the 'r' word

 

No, cause there was a police man involved whilst they were fuckered!