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"Why are elephants big grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small white and smooth, they'd be an aspirin."

 

Found that in a cracker - not bad imo.

 

Most jokes on lolly sticks are even below the level of comedy offered by the likes of Jay and Kether on this site. Poor show.

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QUOTE (Stu @ Apr 26 2004, 16:19)
"Why are elephants big grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small white and smooth, they'd be an aspirin."

Found that in a cracker - not bad imo.

Most jokes on lolly sticks are even below the level of comedy offered by the likes of Jay and Kether on this site. Poor show.

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I think there is a stroong link between the fact that there arent jokes on lolly sticks anymore, and............the fact that TonyP has stopped posting jokes in the jokes forum.

 

hhhmmmmmmmmm.

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QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 16:36)
QUOTE (Stu @ Apr 26 2004, 16:19)
"Why are elephants big grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small white and smooth, they'd be an aspirin."

Found that in a cracker - not bad imo.

Most jokes on lolly sticks are even below the level of comedy offered by the likes of Jay and Kether on this site. Poor show.

ohmy.gif

if i've interpreted you smiley correctly (you really should expand a little next time), you have overlooked my blatant use of sarcasm.

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QUOTE (Stu @ Apr 26 2004, 16:38)
QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 16:36)
QUOTE (Stu @ Apr 26 2004, 16:19)
"Why are elephants big grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small white and smooth, they'd be an aspirin."

Found that in a cracker - not bad imo.

Most jokes on lolly sticks are even below the level of comedy offered by the likes of Jay and Kether on this site. Poor show.

ohmy.gif

if i've interpreted you smiley correctly (you really should expand a little next time), you have overlooked my blatant use of sarcasm.

ohmy.gif

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QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 16:40)
QUOTE (Stu @ Apr 26 2004, 16:38)
QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 16:36)
QUOTE (Stu @ Apr 26 2004, 16:19)
"Why are elephants big grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small white and smooth, they'd be an aspirin."

Found that in a cracker - not bad imo.

Most jokes on lolly sticks are even below the level of comedy offered by the likes of Jay and Kether on this site. Poor show.

ohmy.gif

if i've interpreted you smiley correctly (you really should expand a little next time), you have overlooked my blatant use of sarcasm.

ohmy.gif

very funny...

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QUOTE (squeakage @ Apr 26 2004, 15:58)
QUOTE (LiamStyles @ Apr 26 2004, 15:08)
If you fancy coming for a drink in Ballymena tonight....yes

Seems like a long way to come just for a "drink"...........

So you would come if I offered something more?

LiamStyles
Bet you look good on the dancefloor
*LiamStyles - mixes on rotation*
Current mix "No Concept Of Time" CLICK HERE

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QUOTE (LiamStyles @ Apr 26 2004, 16:43)
QUOTE (squeakage @ Apr 26 2004, 15:58)
QUOTE (LiamStyles @ Apr 26 2004, 15:08)
If you fancy coming for a drink in Ballymena tonight....yes

Seems like a long way to come just for a "drink"...........

So you would come if I offered something more?

this is just getting base now...

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QUOTE (Stu @ Apr 26 2004, 16:41)
QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 16:40)
QUOTE (Stu @ Apr 26 2004, 16:38)
QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 16:36)
QUOTE (Stu @ Apr 26 2004, 16:19)
"Why are elephants big grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small white and smooth, they'd be an aspirin."

Found that in a cracker - not bad imo.

Most jokes on lolly sticks are even below the level of comedy offered by the likes of Jay and Kether on this site. Poor show.

ohmy.gif

if i've interpreted you smiley correctly (you really should expand a little next time), you have overlooked my blatant use of sarcasm.

ohmy.gif

very funny...

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