Cake or bed?

WHICH WOULD U CHOOSE? CAKE OR BED?????

> >

> > A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE

>INTERRUPTS,

> > HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S

> >

> > BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

> > HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT

>LOOK

>LIKE I

> > HAVE A ELECTRICIAN LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD?

> >

> > I DON'T THINK SO!

> >

> > THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T

>CLOSE

> > RIGHT.

> > TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I

>HAVE

>HOTPOINT

> > WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.

> >

> > FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT

>DOOR?

> > THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK.

> > I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX THE STEPS, HE

>SAYS. DOES

> > IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WOODIES DIY WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T

>THINK SO.

> >

> > I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!! SO HE GOES TO THE

>BAR AND

> > DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW

>HE

>TREATED

> > HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT.

> >

> > AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY

>FIXED.

>AS HE

> > ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES

>TO

>GET A

> > BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

> >

> > HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?

> >

> > SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN

>A

>NICE

> > YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.HE OFFERED TO

>DO

>ALL THE

> > REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR

>BAKE A

>CAKE.

> >

> > HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?

> >

> > SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE DELIA SMITH WRITTEN ON MY

>FOREHEAD?

> > I DON'T THINK SO!

> >

> >