Just another point to show that I really can not cook, not only do things go wrong wen trying to cook more complicated dishes like spag bol but now even cooking burgers has lead me to nearly blow up my house

 

Lots of flames and a gas cooker don't mix very well and to make matters worse, I couldn't even [censored] out how to use the mini fire extinguisher. Think I'll just stick to eating sandwices

as i said hun, you should be on a tv program called

 

can't cook, don't fuckin cook!!

I'm usles at it 2 hun, be careful!

I'm usles at it 2 hun, be careful!

 

What about my tea then wench???

I cant remember the last time i cooked

mate say that to savage she'll have ya nuts in a nut cracker quicker than you can say jack the lad! lol

Definitely need sum1 to cook 4 me, hopefully scared my housemates enough for them to cook for me for the rest of the week lol

 

Well at least they'll be the ones cooking pancakes 2mo

is it pancake day tomorrow. shite what day is that on, can't remember

mate say that to savage she'll have ya nuts in a nut cracker quicker than you can say jack the lad! lol

 

OOPS!!!

well at least you've be warned hey!! lol

Cheers mate!

If its any consolation, i cant cook either, unless its mexican, i love mexican grub!

Im a good cook, do it all the time, but then i do live alone and have done for 3 and half years so i guess its a good job i can cook eh!! hehe

that's cus you disquise the burnt taste with spices ain't it mate,

I cooking, as always been a hobby of mine. Pepsi hon, really can't see how you can [censored] up burgers

I cooking, as always been a hobby of mine. Pepsi hon, really can't see how you can [censored] up burgers

 

by setting them on fire! and then nearly the rest of the house.

 

Claire - have been living away from home for 2 1/2 years and still can't cook properly. In fact I think its got worse.