you should get your bloke to take pictures of you in labour. i'm sure they would sell for a fair bit on ebay

haha nope thank you i think ill just stick to trying to kill him during labour

haha

can you feel the love

 

(would post the shagging smiley, but after what happened last time i shag a pregnant lass, i thought it best not to)

humm did she go into labour

quite the opposite.

i penatrated too deep. killed the little bugger

really

yeah - tragic loss of human life

fukin great sex tho

omg thats not nice

 

tut tut mr happy she must not of been very deep