bloke walks into a vets and say "my dog has crossed eyes"

 

the vet picks up the dog and looks at its eyes and then checks its ears, then says " i'm going to have to put your dog down".

 

the bloke replies in tears "why is that?"

 

the vets says "cause he weighs a ton"

And it starts again!

right thats it, i'm giving up for good

Hello, I'm tony. p why did the chicken cross the road? cos it saw the zebra crossing hehehe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm only kidding hun!

Keep 'em coming hunnibunch, you are obviously keeping me amused!

its too late now for that. I've found another site to post my jokes on and they love em

come back tony peeeeeeeeeee!!

bloke walks into a vets and say "my dog has crossed eyes"

 

the vet picks up the dog and looks at its eyes and then checks its ears, then says " i'm going to have to put your dog down".

 

the bloke replies in tears "why is that?"

 

the vets says "cause he weighs a ton"

 

Lol, ahh I love these jokes.

bloke walks into a vets and say "my dog has crossed eyes"

 

the vet picks up the dog and looks at its eyes and then checks its ears, then says " i'm going to have to put your dog down".

 

the bloke replies in tears "why is that?"

 

the vets says "cause he weighs a ton"

 

Lol, ahh I love these jokes.

 

no [censored] its all u bin doin allday!! pullin up tony ps jokes from the depths of the joke forum!!!

bloke walks into a vets and say "my dog has crossed eyes"

 

the vet picks up the dog and looks at its eyes and then checks its ears, then says " i'm going to have to put your dog down".

 

the bloke replies in tears "why is that?"

 

the vets says "cause he weighs a ton"

 

 

 

Lol, ahh I love these jokes.

 

no [censored] its all u bin doin allday!! pullin up tony ps jokes from the depths of the joke forum!!!

 

Its Sunday and well, Im bored

hahaha!nice one!