Posted March 6, 200322 yr CTW DJs bloke walks into a vets and say "my dog has crossed eyes" the vet picks up the dog and looks at its eyes and then checks its ears, then says " i'm going to have to put your dog down". the bloke replies in tears "why is that?" the vets says "cause he weighs a ton"
March 6, 200322 yr CTW Members Hello, I'm tony. p why did the chicken cross the road? cos it saw the zebra crossing hehehe I'm only kidding hun!
March 6, 200322 yr Author CTW DJs its too late now for that. I've found another site to post my jokes on and they love em
March 7, 200322 yr CTW Members come back tony peeeeeeeeeee!! You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com
April 6, 200322 yr CTW Members bloke walks into a vets and say "my dog has crossed eyes" the vet picks up the dog and looks at its eyes and then checks its ears, then says " i'm going to have to put your dog down". the bloke replies in tears "why is that?" the vets says "cause he weighs a ton" Lol, ahh I love these jokes. I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!
April 6, 200322 yr CTW Promotors bloke walks into a vets and say "my dog has crossed eyes" the vet picks up the dog and looks at its eyes and then checks its ears, then says " i'm going to have to put your dog down". the bloke replies in tears "why is that?" the vets says "cause he weighs a ton" Lol, ahh I love these jokes. no [censored] its all u bin doin allday!! pullin up tony ps jokes from the depths of the joke forum!!!
April 6, 200322 yr CTW Members bloke walks into a vets and say "my dog has crossed eyes" the vet picks up the dog and looks at its eyes and then checks its ears, then says " i'm going to have to put your dog down". the bloke replies in tears "why is that?" the vets says "cause he weighs a ton" Lol, ahh I love these jokes. no [censored] its all u bin doin allday!! pullin up tony ps jokes from the depths of the joke forum!!! Its Sunday and well, Im bored I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!
April 6, 200322 yr CTW Members hahaha!nice one! see it, live it, love it! www.faceparty.com/robbiesgirl
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