Driving to the office this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my

right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 kilometres

per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!!

It scared me (well I am a man ) so much that I dropped my electric shaver,

which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees

against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell

into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn

BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream,

which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and

DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.

BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!

Edited April 27, 200420 yr by Aaron

hahahaha

 

and u moan about us driving

Women drivers.