Im afraid its true.

I was covering a mates walk all last week at [censored].Now there's usually the mad assortment of motley canine beasts which wanna tear me to the [censored].

But'max' the sausage dog in no' 20 was particularly brutal in his attempts to slay me.Generally going apeshit whenever I arrived and doing mad circuits of the front garden trying to leap the fence.

He was'nt there one morning,and unfortunatly(for max) I accidently left the gate open.so apparantly later on max has seized his oppurtunity for freedom,made a break for it and been promptly splattered all up the street by an oncoming car!

 

Max is now dead,im in the [censored],and there goes me christmas tip from no' 20.

 

sorry max.

The world needs more people like you.

it would be better if you had 666 posts instead of 888, but that's life, eh Max?

Where were you turboman, you could have saved this poor mutt's life!

Well done! I hate dogs and thats one less I have to worry about!

well as you know, the human race comes first Ed, and they cause turboman enough hassle as it is, what with all the imaginative ways they come up with to put themselves in danger. poor wee dog though

 

maybe we need a turboanimal to save all the other species in distress

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it would be better if you had 666 posts instead of 888, but that's life, eh Max?

 

nice [censored] signum - you are even more analytical than me !

Well done! I hate dogs and thats one less I have to worry about!

 

Tara, i dont believe the things coming out of your mouth recently.

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it would be better if you had 666 posts instead of 888, but that's life, eh Max?

 

nice [censored] signum - you are even more analytical than me !

 

cheers big ears!

Im afraid its true.

I was covering a mates walk all last week at [censored].Now there's usually the mad assortment of motley canine beasts which wanna tear me to the [censored].

But'max' the sausage dog in no' 20 was particularly brutal in his attempts to slay me.Generally going apeshit whenever I arrived and doing mad circuits of the front garden trying to leap the fence.

He was'nt there one morning,and unfortunatly(for max) I accidently left the gate open.so apparantly later on max has seized his oppurtunity for freedom,made a break for it and been promptly splattered all up the street by an oncoming car!

 

Max is now dead,im in the [censored],and there goes me christmas tip from no' 20.

 

sorry max.

 

Jesus will never forgive you!

 

Bless poor lil max

one of the worst dog stories which have happened to me was when we left our 5 month old staffordshire bull terrier with some people to look after whilst we went away on a winter holiday. Came back to find they'd stupidly let the dog off the lead, he ran into an icy lake, the ice broke and he drowned.

 

Now i used to be a cat man (and still am) but i had a HUGE bonding with this dog and its gotta be the worst thing to lose.

 

Worst animal to lose by far though had gotta be a horse.

 

Personally i'd love it if the world had more animals than humans at times !

horses are cool as [censored], I stayed on a farm for a few months, beautiful things

I have had loads of dogs.

 

Staffs only! The best breed!

 

But each of them passed away and the last dog i had got nicked. YES NICKED!!!

 

We chipped her but she never came back

I killed a few thousand brain cells at the weekend.

James - I hate dogs, I'm more of a cat (or a cow ) person! What more can I say?!