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everyone knows a different one so lets have your best...

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everyone knows a different one so lets have your best...

 

 

 

YOU'LL DO!

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In the words of clubbing si ....

 

"Did you used to [censored] for Royal Mail?? Cos i can see you examining my packet!!" laugh.gif

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One i over heard at [censored]!

 

"Is that a mirror in yr nickers?"

 

"No, why?"

 

"Coz I can see myself in them"

 

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I got a line if ya chat up line has failed...

 

If you didnt have feet would you wear socks?

 

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If a bloke said that to me they'd get a punch in the mouth! smash.gif

A good one i know is: 'The word of the day is legs.... so lets go outside and spread the word'

 

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Your eyes are like spanners - every time you look at me my nuts tighten.

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the one i overheard was......... heres 20 pence fone your mum u aren't going home 2 nite laugh.giflaugh.gif i couldn't stop laughing

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Male comebacks to female comebacks to male pick up lines -

 

Man - Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man - Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.

 

Man - Is this seat empty?

Woman - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man - There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my cock just yet,we've only just met!!!

 

Man - Your place or mine?

Woman - Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man - That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car,I don't give a [censored] where you go.

 

Man - So, what do you do for a living?

Woman - I'm a female impersonator.

Man - That explains the moustache then!

 

Man - How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman - Unfertilised.

Man - No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ass.

 

Man - I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman - But would you stay there?

Man - Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.

 

and this is the best...........

 

Man - You're pretty

Woman - Piss off.

Man - Don't interrupt, you're pretty ugly, you fat bitch

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