Man phones boss: "Hello i can't come into [censored] 2day i'm sick.."

 

Boss: "How sick are you??"

 

Man: "Well i'm fukin my sister, how sicks that?!?!"

 

i like that one

 

lmao thats quality

 

Man phones boss: "Hello i can't come into [censored] 2day i'm sick.."

 

Boss: "How sick are you??"

 

Man: "Well i'm fukin my sister, how sicks that?!?!"

 

Oh good heavans above.

 

U sick child!!

 

If you plan ahead - make moaning and groaning noises in the afternoon before you are 'ill' or develop a headache about 4pm.....that mysteriously got worse in the night then they saw that you weren't well while you were at [censored] but 'battled through it nonetheless!'

 

Haha yeah thats the best one

That doesn't [censored] for me. I'm a nurse,the last time i did that i had to produce a stool sample so they could test it to make sure there was no bugs on the ward. So unless i can find someone who has the shits & hasn't been taking drugs i'll be fine.

 

Theres a very big possibility im going to have to pull a sickie next weekend and i have the distinct feeling that

 

"Im gonna be shaggin all day" wont go down very well...

 

whats a girl to do?

Theres a very big possibility im going to have to pull a sickie next weekend and i have the distinct feeling that

 

"Im gonna be shaggin all day" wont go down very well...

 

whats a girl to do?

 

find a wkd shag?

I was late for [censored] one time cos i had to get the morning after pill from the doctors, i told my boss this & she didn't want to know any more details so i got away with it.

Shagging option sounds like the easy winner there misty!

 

Sayin ur ill is dodgy for when u return to [censored] feeling fine!! i go for injuries every time! last time i rang in sick for a sat morning shift having worked till late friday so they obviously knew i was fine, i told em i went pub friday nite after [censored] to meet friends whod bin drinkin all day, said they got in2 a fight i stepped in to break it up and got punched causing me to lose a tooth, had to go dentist to sort it! simple really that way when i return to [censored] i show no signs of illness or injury. clever i thought!!!

Sayin ur ill is dodgy for when u return to [censored] feeling fine!! i go for injuries every time! last time i rang in sick for a sat morning shift having worked till late friday so they obviously knew i was fine, i told em i went pub friday nite after [censored] to meet friends whod bin drinkin all day, said they got in2 a fight i stepped in to break it up and got punched causing me to lose a tooth, had to go dentist to sort it! simple really that way when i return to [censored] i show no signs of illness or injury. clever i thought!!!

 

 

Oooohhhh! you crafty little bugger you!!!

Sayin ur ill is dodgy for when u return to [censored] feeling fine!! i go for injuries every time! last time i rang in sick for a sat morning shift having worked till late friday so they obviously knew i was fine, i told em i went pub friday nite after [censored] to meet friends whod bin drinkin all day, said they got in2 a fight i stepped in to break it up and got punched causing me to lose a tooth, had to go dentist to sort it! simple really that way when i return to [censored] i show no signs of illness or injury. clever i thought!!!

 

 

Oooohhhh! you crafty little bugger you!!!

 

damn rite craftys my middle name, i feigned all sorts of injuries!! go to [censored] with bandages and limpin all sorts, gets em everytime suckers!!!!!!!! unless of course theyr on ctw reading this post!!! hahahah!!

i feigned all sorts of injuries!! go to [censored] with bandages and limpin all sorts,

 

omg - how far would u go to 'prove' a lie?