this one is looking at something just slightly to the right:

 

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... but what?

 

either that or his facial features have accidentally become slightly off-centred.

 

i'd be happy to chip in for a non-disfigured smiley.

 

this one is looking at something just slightly to the right:

 

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... but what?

 

 

My incredibly nice arse.

no... judging by his size and where he's looking, i'm guessing it must be something quite small he's looking at.

Yes. My nice ikkle scrummy bum.

Maria, read what he wrote again

Yes and what?