How the 7 Dwarfs got their names

 

Miss Snow White was a randy cow,

and desperate for a F**k.

So off she went into the woods,

to try and get some luck.

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She'd almost given up looking,

when she saw some chimney smoke.

Teh she stumbled on a cottage,

and went in for a poke.

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Her clothes came off in seconds,

and she'd just removed her pants,

when Seven Dwarfs came marching in,

with a merry song and dance.

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Snow White just stood there speechless,

and she thought she was in Heaven.

She'd only come for one good shag,

but now she could have seven

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Straight away she took command,

''My fanny needs a lick''

and when one dwarf came forward,

she said'' Oi, Drop ya prick!!''

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So down he went on all fours,

then said'' I aint licking that!!''

''Not there! that is my arse-hole..

you DOPEY little twat! ''

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The next dwarf started blushing,

''Do we have to do it here?''

Snow White said'' dont be BASHFUL,

unless you're a bleedin queer!

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So, reluctantly,he whipped it out,

to prove he was no fool.

Snow White did give a big 'Heigh-Ho'

as she rode upon his tool

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Now one dwarf wasnt smiling,

cos he hadnt had a sniff,

and due to his impatience,

he couldnt raise a stiff.

 

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''Relax you GRUMPY bastard'',

so he did as he was told.

And as soon as he was hard enough,

he shot his fecking load!

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The next dwarf got a blow-job,

and she took him deeep quite easy.

But she just avoided brain-damage,

cos cumming made him SNEEZY

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With three dwarfs left she turned and said,

''Your next, I want your Knob!''

but no sooner had he entered her,

he was sleeping on the job.

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''Wake up you SLEEPY bastard!!!''

she wanted more of him,

and he awoke with much excitement,

he filled her hairy quim.

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The next dwarf rammed his up her,

and shagged her fanny raw.

A dazed Snow White whispered,

''That should be against the law''

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He made Snow White tremble,

his tool was big n thick

''No wonder you're so HAPPY,

with that fecking great big prick !!' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

With one dwarf still remaining

but feeling rather sore,

she said''You're gonna have to use your tongue,

my Twat cant take no more'

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And so he put his tongue to [censored],

where others had placed their cocks,

and cos he made Snow White feel better

she named the last dwarf DOC.

 

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Now Snow White couldnt walk so much,

with Sperm still in her quim,

so she grabbed a cup and squatted,

and filled it to the brim.

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So theres the truth about the dwarfs,

and how they got their names.

By satisfying Miss Snow White,

and joining in her games.

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Here's one more thing you need to know,

and thats....''So wheres that cup??''

Well think of what you're drinking,

Next time you buy a 7UP !! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

 

thats funny cos its true!! iv seen the movie, i [censored] u not!!! its in italian with subtitles!!!

FAF!

thats funny cos its true!! iv seen the movie, i [censored] u not!!! its in italian with subtitles!!!

thought i was describing u in story

What like this lot here?

 

ooh pic story know

Them pics are turning me on!

Them pics are turning me on!

 

why do u want to play with dwarfes

Them pics are turning me on!

 

same here

 

i saw a porn film a good few years ago called snow white and the seven perverts..

thats funny cos its true!! iv seen the movie, i [censored] u not!!! its in italian with subtitles!!!

thought i was describing u in story

 

Er.... describing me? wot do u mean? im either snow white or seven collective dwarfs!! im not sure wots worse!!!

the movie i saw involved the evil queen getting sex from her 4 stallions wheneva she wanted even had slave girls to get them hard 4 her!! now i cud see myself being one of those guys!! ( a stallion that is not a slave girl!!)

thats funny cos its true!! iv seen the movie, i [censored] u not!!! its in italian with subtitles!!!

thought i was describing u in story

 

Er.... describing me? wot do u mean? im either snow white or seven collective dwarfs!! im not sure wots worse!!!

the movie i saw involved the evil queen getting sex from her 4 stallions wheneva she wanted even had slave girls to get them hard 4 her!! now i cud see myself being one of those guys!! ( a stallion that is not a slave girl!!)

 

If you fancy it jon i can get you into the porn industry, and they're called studs not stallions! Family member got a few sites and stuff, always after new talent!!!

PM me if your interested!!!

Er.... describing me? wot do u mean? im either snow white or seven collective dwarfs!! im not sure wots worse!!!

the movie i saw involved the evil queen getting sex from her 4 stallions wheneva she wanted even had slave girls to get them hard 4 her!! now i cud see myself being one of those guys!! ( a stallion that is not a slave girl!!)

 

I dunno, i'm sure you'd be quite fecthing as a slave girl

 

thats funny cos its true!! iv seen the movie, i [censored] u not!!! its in italian with subtitles!!!

thought i was describing u in story

 

Er.... describing me? wot do u mean? im either snow white or seven collective dwarfs!! im not sure wots worse!!!

the movie i saw involved the evil queen getting sex from her 4 stallions wheneva she wanted even had slave girls to get them hard 4 her!! now i cud see myself being one of those guys!! ( a stallion that is not a slave girl!!)

 

If you fancy it jon i can get you into the porn industry, and they're called studs not stallions! Family member got a few sites and stuff, always after new talent!!!

PM me if your interested!!!

 

In this particular porn vid i was talkin about they were called stallions!!! im already in industry mate u may know me my stage names rocco!!

thats funny cos its true!! iv seen the movie, i [censored] u not!!! its in italian with subtitles!!!

thought i was describing u in story

 

Er.... describing me? wot do u mean? im either snow white or seven collective dwarfs!! im not sure wots worse!!!

the movie i saw involved the evil queen getting sex from her 4 stallions wheneva she wanted even had slave girls to get them hard 4 her!! now i cud see myself being one of those guys!! ( a stallion that is not a slave girl!!)

 

If you fancy it jon i can get you into the porn industry, and they're called studs not stallions! Family member got a few sites and stuff, always after new talent!!!

PM me if your interested!!!

 

In this particular porn vid i was talkin about they were called stallions!!! im already in industry mate u may know me my stage names rocco!!

 

dark kept secret

thats funny cos its true!! iv seen the movie, i [censored] u not!!! its in italian with subtitles!!!

thought i was describing u in story

 

Er.... describing me? wot do u mean? im either snow white or seven collective dwarfs!! im not sure wots worse!!!

the movie i saw involved the evil queen getting sex from her 4 stallions wheneva she wanted even had slave girls to get them hard 4 her!! now i cud see myself being one of those guys!! ( a stallion that is not a slave girl!!)

 

If you fancy it jon i can get you into the porn industry, and they're called studs not stallions! Family member got a few sites and stuff, always after new talent!!!

PM me if your interested!!!

 

In this particular porn vid i was talkin about they were called stallions!!! im already in industry mate u may know me my stage names rocco!!

 

dark kept secret

 

not that much of a dark kept secret ive just announced it to the world on the net 4 fucks sake!!