Two guys [censored] in a restaurant. One named Gervaise, the other named Hans.

Gervaise was a new waiter, Hans was the kitchen assistant.

 

The restaurant was a fish restaurant, the kind that you choose which

fish/lobster/crab/squid that you wish to eat, and it gets taken to the

kitchens, etc.

 

In the tank there was a squid that Gervaise had grown fond of. It was a real

straggly looking thing, mild green in colour with hairy lips, almost like a

beard and moustache. It seemed fond of Gervaise and used to let Gervaise

tickle him when the manager wasn't around.

 

One day, a man came into the restaurant and ordered Squid. Gervaise asked

which squid he would like. The man pointed to the mild green squid and said

"that one". Gervaise tried to make the man to choose a larger more attractive

active squid but the man refused to change his mind.

 

Sadly, Gervaise took his squid into the kitchens and lay it on the chopping

board. The squid looked at Gervaise with sad watery eyes as it awaited its

fate. Gervaise stood with the chopping knife in his hand and could not kill

his friend. He called to Hans who was assigned to plate washing, and asked

if he could do the terrible deed, Gervaise could just not bear to kill the

squid. Hans admitted that he could not kill the squid either.

 

The moral of the story is....Hans that do dishes are as soft as Gervaise with

Mild Green Hairy Lipped Squid!.

 

 

Where's the joke?

 

Mate, that's worthy of a Tony P tag. You really have to [censored] for it...

LOL, long story to get to a short punch line.