*reminds self never to have a party round my house*

QUOTE (Louise @ May 2 2004, 11:41)

*reminds self never to have a party round my house*

why would that be then? *psst, tara, go grab me the knifesharpener*

3 cats and 1 dog.........it would be a bloodbath

I have two cats - could train them to be killers, but one of them is too lazy

one of mine is that laid back it could be dead for a week and i wouldnt even notice, the only time it moves is for food

Yeah it hasnt quite got that bad yet, but he is getting there. Its a case of I'm here, you want me to move, then you are gonna have to carry me.

 

You can tell in his eyes i think

QUOTE (Louise @ May 2 2004, 12:06)

one of mine is that laid back it could be dead for a week and i wouldnt even notice, the only time it moves is for food

Do you only feed it once a week then? No wonder its so laid back....

if it gets hungry it can catch its own food......thats what there made for, it would die through stavation in a few days

 

Flack Bat Cucking Fat (fat black fucking cat)

I am henceforth quitting my toenail habit cold turkey. apologies to those disgusted.

Bouncers.

 

Ok so they're not that little, just their IQ.

QUOTE (Stu @ May 3 2004, 12:06)

I am henceforth quitting my toenail habit cold turkey. apologies to those disgusted.

I'm going to make a contract out of this and make you sign it.

QUOTE (Tara @ May 3 2004, 15:44)

QUOTE (Stu @ May 3 2004, 12:06) I am henceforth quitting my toenail habit cold turkey. apologies to those disgusted. I'm going to make a contract out of this and make you sign it. i think u shd collect all his clippings, and make a little sculpture out of them, and present it to him when he's been cold turkeye'd 6 months.

Edited May 3, 200420 yr by Phil rr

I feel sick at the thought......