Do u do drugs when u go clubbing?

 

rarely, and prob not at the weekender.

Tom, ur a straight clubber as well?

 

are you trying to come on to me?

 

Yes, but that gonna have 2 wait for now.

 

Ok ill rephrase....

 

Do u do drugs when u go clubbing?

 

 

[censored] hilarious.

Can i wash yr hair with a litre of my jizz?

 

you're not even fit to kiss the soles of my feet

 

keep your distance, heathen.

 

Can i wash yr hair with a litre of my jizz?

 

you're not even fit to kiss the soles of my feet

 

keep your distance, heathen.

 

stf u so bad

i won't tolerate insolence, especially from simple folk like yourself.

Go eat yr haggis.

 

I was up scotland NYE as it goes.

 

Went to archaos in Glasgow. It's mental.

are you starting a conversation with me now?

 

you already have your orders, bint.

Do u wear pants under yr kilt?

 

 

news: i'm not scottish

Well I say u are.

 

Now shut it.

that's really pathetic, but no less than i expected.

 

i think we'd better draw a line under this FAO because you're not taking it anywhere.

Bye.

you two, awwww

 

He is ginger.

scuppered!