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More than you can handle DJSG !

 

I'll blow your head off !!!!!! laugh.gif

 

(havent had sex in a while! cry.gif)

More than you can handle DJSG !

 

I'll blow your head off !!!!!! laugh.gif

 

I hate liers.

 

Do you know how many wanks I have had today?

 

Each one was a joy.

 

How many?

Did you just use your fingers or a vibro? or did you [censored] the fridge?

or did you [censored] the fridge?

 

I [censored] the fridge-freezer.

 

What were you using?

Frozen sausages as a dildo and frozen peas as jiggle balls? lol.gif

No no.

 

 

I increased the diametre (sp) of my biff, and let myself slide from top to bottom, of the fridge-freezer.

 

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have you got james a penis pump?

he'll need one after that!

No it's ok.

 

My cervix is quite relaxed now.

 

Best get doing those foo foo exercises tho, just in case, you cant just go sliding yourself down fridge freezers willy nilly!

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