Bloke goes into a library and asks where to find some books on suicide.

 

The librarian says "go to the end and take the last isle on the right, you'll find them all there"

 

So the bloke heads off, 5 minutes later he returns and says "I followed your instructions and the bookshelves were empty, i couldn't find one suicide book at all".

 

The librarian reply's "Them bastards never return em!!!!"

 

Bloke goes into a library and asks where to find some books on suicide.

 

The librarian says "go to the end and take the last isle on the right, you'll find them all there"

 

So the bloke heads off, 5 minutes later he returns and says "I followed your instructions and the bookshelves were empty, i couldn't find one suicide book at all".

 

The librarian reply's "Them bastards never return em!!!!"

That's actually quite good!