check this bad boy out,

 

"is that a mirror in your pocket"......

"because i can deffinatly see myself in your pants"

 

True story:

tred it on a blond(no ofence meant), she then perceded to check

Some 1 used this on me b4..

"11.If i told you that you had a beotifull body would u hold it against me?"

... i didnt get it until about an hour afterwards when i thought about it

 

lmfao

i know some good ones and sick ones!

 

Good one: (Lick finger and wipe on their shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

 

Sick one: I want to wrap your legs around my head and wear u like a nose bag

I want to wrap your legs around my head and wear u like a nose bag

 

 

Makes a mental note to use this one

Sick one: I want to wrap your legs around my head and wear u like a nose bag

 

 

 

*makes a mental note to use this one tonight with the wife*

 

 

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