my dog attacks you when u get in! Shes become obsessed tho even if theres someone else in the house she cries 2 be with me! Its only coz i take her out every morning

 

I shaved my pussy 2 dont think he liked it tho.. never saw him since

 

you know when a group of you walk in and then the dog doesn't know how to say hello to first, that always makes me laugh.

makes me laugh 2! Infact just the way my dog runs makes me laugh!

 

Sleeps in my bed with me (b4 the jokes come, i'm not having a relationship with my dog) and wakes me up at 6.30 every morning, if i dont get up she pushes me outta bed or digz my head until i surrender!

I also have a horse and a fish.

lol, aye don't you find that dogs have a swagger when they are walkin? lol

And a cat with 3 eyes and two noses. Completely [censored] up that one.

And a cat with 3 eyes and two noses. Completely [censored] up that one.

 

Sure that could get into sum kinda freck show.. money making opportunity there

 

I want a horse! I love riding aint been 4 ages tho!

 

My dog shakes her ass when she walks, and shes really edgey 2, she struts 2 the field lol

Theres more to come ...

 

I also have a giraffe that has shagged 6,901 other giraffes.

Theres more to come ...

 

I also have a giraffe that has shagged 6,901 other giraffes.

 

Gets better, how many kids has it got?

 

u could open your own freak show.. and u could be the star

 

Sorry that was harsh but i couldnt resist!

I have a Fox with three legs but makes up for it by walking on its dick.

 

Unreal.

Theres more to come ...

 

I also have a giraffe that has shagged 6,901 other giraffes.

 

Gets better, how many kids has it got?

 

u could open your own freak show.. and u could be the star

 

Sorry that was harsh but i couldnt resist!

 

I have 3 dogs

 

springer/collie - Josh

Greyhound thing - Kesh

Alsation cross thing - Jess

 

I used to go out with a Dog called Tanya.

 

She had serious breath.

I have a Fox with three legs but makes up for it by walking on its dick.

 

Unreal.

 

 

Hey this show could be amazing, creamy and his crew do freaky tricks 4 u! That could be the slogan!

kev are you sure you just haven't attacked these poor defenceless animals?

I've gottta dog - stafordshire bull terrier called cassie, and a lizard - white bearded dragon called charlie-k!

 

 

 

 

i got four dogs 3 are pure bread collies and the other one is cross collie and alsation and a cat