Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

 

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, her husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

 

"If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breast for a few seconds".

 

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

 

"How long will it take?" she asks.

"They'll grow over a period of years", he replies.

 

The wife stops, looks thoughtfully at her husband and asks, "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow larger over the years?"

 

Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

 

He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.

 

The poor man.

Tooo Troooo