This guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar. The girl says she'll be

happy to pick up the round as she's heard of a new drink she wants him to

try.

 

She gets back to the table and has two drinks for him. One is a measure of

Bailey's. The other full of lime juice.

 

She says, "Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey's, hold it in your

mouth, and then drink the lime juice."

 

He looks a little dubious but does as he's told because she's really cute

when she's enthusiastic.

 

First he swallows the Bailey's. Smooth. Creamy. A warm feeling in his mouth.

 

Then he chugs the lime juice.

 

After about a second, the cream in the Bailey's curdles in his mouth.

 

Two seconds into it his face turns the color of fresh lime juice.

 

Three seconds and he finally calms his stomach enough to swallow the mess.

 

As he makes a face, she whispers sweetly in his ear, "It's called 'Blowjob

Revenge'."

 

 

A GIRL DID THIS TO ME ITS GRIM!!

jonm said:

A GIRL DID THIS TO ME ITS GRIM!!

 

get over it

i have done just thought id say thats all... thought u know it may be relevant!!

jonm said:

i have done just thought id say thats all... thought u know it may be relevant!!

 

Ok!!

 

 

 

haha hafta remember that one for guys i don't like..lol