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Ummmmmm...........

 

Probably breaking my ankle, I cried for a long long time. sad.gif

 

 

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I think it was when I was 8. I was running around a field with my dog when I tripped and cut my tongue open on a piece of rusty wire.

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I've had quite a few good ones (although they weren't too good at the time obviously)...falling over when I was running and having an upturned piece of paving go through my kneecap was one, falling off a shed roof and, somehow, managing to cut upen my chin on a rusty nail on the way down (which has left me with a very cool 'Indiana Jones' kinda scar grin.gif) was another, and biting some of my tongue off when I jumped off a roof another...they all pale in comparison though to "the Go-Kart Incident"

 

Now then, me and a mate had decided to build a Go-Kart...needless to say, what with us being about 8 or 9, the workmanship was...shall we say flawed smile.gif specifically flawed in the wheel area, where our attention spans had got the better of us and we'd moved onto something more interesting...before we'd actually fixed the wheels on properly. Now *obviously* we didn't realise this until later...when we were using the Kart...on a very VERY gravelly hill, I was pushing (with my hands underneath the bottom board of the Kart...for better grip you understand) and my mate was driving...just as we reached a fair rate of speed both wheels parted company with the Go-Kart and the whole back end of it, including the weight of my mate obviously, slammed down on my knuckles...now that, in itself, was rather painful...but the REALLY painful bit was carrying on down the road for a fair distance and experiencing the horrifically fiery pain of having all of my knuckes shaved off by the road...yowch!

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last febuary i was dropped by a bouncer on a step, the corner of th step went into my kneecap, broke my kneecap in half and fell out the front of my leg,

 

i had to have the stiches re-done every few days cus every time i moved my leg it would split them.

 

 

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Having all four of my wisdom teeth taken out and then getting an infection afterwards, not a nice experience sad.gif

www.halopromo.com

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actually, i know its not an injury but giving birth to a 9lb 11oz baby with no pain relief had the be the worse pain ever mad.gifohmy.gifohmy.gifohmy.gif

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Mine's a golf club to the head whilst playing crazy golf in america.

 

A couple of millimeters lower and I'd have been blinded. And the bastards yanks wouldn't give me any stiches til my dad went and got his credit card from the hotel room, cost 400 squid as well!

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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QUOTE (Tresh @ May 4 2004, 11:07)
Mine's a golf club to the head whilst playing crazy golf in america.

A couple of millimeters lower and I'd have been blinded. And the bastards yanks wouldn't give me any stiches til my dad went and got his credit card from the hotel room, cost 400 squid as well!

who hit you with the golf club?

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QUOTE (dissolved girl @ May 4 2004, 01:49)
Think mine was the toothache I had a year ago, it had me sobbing helplessly with the pain. Toothache is horrible.

Being a picky git that's not really an injury.

 

I've not had any injuries despite my reckless behaviour at times. I'm pretty chuffed with myself.

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when i punched a window and slit my wrist open blink.gif

 

or

 

when me and my ex had an arguement and he pushed me over and i cracked my head open, i had the worst headache for days sad.gif

 

People say i have a drinkin problem, I like to call it a gift.

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QUOTE (Scream @ May 4 2004, 11:54)
QUOTE (Tresh @ May 4 2004, 11:07)
Mine's a golf club to the head whilst playing crazy golf in america.

A couple of millimeters lower and I'd have been blinded. And the bastards yanks wouldn't give me any stiches til my dad went and got his credit card from the hotel room, cost 400 squid as well!

who hit you with the golf club?

My brother, he was only about 9 at the time. I was standing too close behind him, but then I was thinking u don't need to take a full back swing on a crazy golf course...

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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but maybe he took crazy golf to serious and thought, i'll smack tresh with the golf stick as that would be crazy golf?!

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No, my brother loves me.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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QUOTE (Tresh @ May 4 2004, 12:03)
No, my brother loves me.

does he LOVE you?

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