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Scouse vasectomy

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Scouse Vasectomy

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>After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was

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>enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband

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>went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want

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>to have any more children.

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>The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy

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>that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly

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>alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a

beer

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>can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

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>The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in

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>the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can

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>next to my ear is going to help me."

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>"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

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>So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He

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>held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5,"

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>at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his

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>legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

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>This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, inner

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>London, Newcastle, Norfolk and anywhere in Wales.

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    wot's controversial about it?

     

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    QUOTE (Phil rr @ May 4 2004, 22:05)
    wot's controversial about it?

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    How is it sexist? blink.gif

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    QUOTE (Ginge @ May 5 2004, 07:31)
    QUOTE (Phil rr @ May 4 2004, 22:05)
    wot's controversial about it?

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    How is it sexist? blink.gif

    thats what i thought shrug.gif

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    QUOTE (Phil rr @ May 4 2004, 22:05)
    wot's controversial about it?

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    its not sexist, but if it was then it would be controversial.

     

    you coulnt have been more wrong if you had tried phil

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    it is sexist because it is implying that males would try this.

     

    Jay - DTFLLIGAF. mwa.

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    could be wrong here....but...................

     

    the post is called male VASECTOMY.........i didnt know ladies could have one unsure.gif

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    ok so the entire joke is biased from the very start. do u feel better now?

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