can you come down 2 days early please

 

there is a HUUUUUGE spider in the curtain in the lounge, spiders dont usually bother me but this one does im not going over there till you get here

 

chicken

thats what i usually call people that are scared of them.....this one has teeth and tattoos

aww well nothing to frett about then, it's when they got a crew cut, you need to be wary

Set your cats on it.

im not letting my cats near my brand new muslin panels there will be nothing left of them (which is why i cant get the hoover on it either )

 

 

you big wuss, spiders are good for the home, they eat all the flies etc

its trapped in my curtain, the only thing its eating is my muslin panel