A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a

 

drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around

 

the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and

 

eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then

 

jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls,

 

sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement,

 

somehow swallows it whole.

 

 

 

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your

 

monkey just did?"

 

 

 

The guy says "No, what?"

 

 

 

He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!"

 

 

 

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats

 

everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue

 

ball and stuff."

 

 

 

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff

 

the monkey ate, then leaves.

 

 

 

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey

 

with him. orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar

 

again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a

 

maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it.

 

 

 

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now? He asks. "No, what?" replies the guy.

 

 

 

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his

 

ass, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

 

 

 

Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He

 

still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to

 

[censored] out that cue ball, he measures everything first."

 

 

LMAO

PMSL.....

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

thats funny!!!!

 

i like that!!!!

[censored] HILARIOUS!

hehe nice1

hahaha nice1

Fantastic!

 

I've missed your jokes Tony ... knew thenext one would be worth waiting for