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Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?

DirtyKateK, but don't tell anybody ;-)

DirtyKate:Who are you?

Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot

Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.

DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..

Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order

DirtyKate: Haha! OK

DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.

Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?

DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!

Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?

DirtyKate:Umm...Yes

DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...

Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.

**pause**

DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!

Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.

Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though

**pause**

DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.

Bloodninja:How did you know?

Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.

Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven

DirtyKateooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby

Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?

DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.

Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

DirtyKate:What the f**k?

DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t

DirtyKate:F**k

 

hahaha.

 

Cheeze Breeze.

 

 

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hehe thats classic, on a board I post on someone has the full transcrip of every single one of those, he does like 10 going along a similar vein hehe

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heres the link!!

 

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Techno, Techno, Techno

Hey Maria, you wanna check out my menu? Top of the specials list is my 12" Meat Feast.

 

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I hate it when doods wank on cam for you & their sperm looks like white paint. Just makes me block & delete on MSN

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QUOTE (Superst*r @ May 6 2004, 18:41)
I hate it when doods wank on cam for you & their sperm looks like white paint. Just makes me block & delete on MSN

so why agree to it.....i can tell your a girl with class lol.gif

QUOTE (Lisa @ May 6 2004, 18:36)
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QUOTE (Louise @ May 6 2004, 18:43)
QUOTE (Superst*r @ May 6 2004, 18:41)
I hate it when doods wank on cam for you & their sperm looks like white paint. Just makes me block & delete on MSN

so why agree to it.....i can tell your a girl with class lol.gif

Same reason you can't help but looking at car accidents, I'd presume.

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QUOTE (Louise @ May 6 2004, 18:43)
QUOTE (Superst*r @ May 6 2004, 18:41)
I hate it when doods wank on cam for you & their sperm looks like white paint. Just makes me block & delete on MSN

so why agree to it.....i can tell your a girl with class lol.gif

Sometimes it's a big fat surprise (madclubberboy) & most of the time it's when I need something to laugh at.

 

After a while it stops being funny though, & just starts to anger & upset me.

To look at the smug face & the sperm covered hand being waved on front of the cam.

It's not nice. thumbsdown.gifyeahrite.gif

QUOTE (Superst*r @ May 6 2004, 18:51)

Sometimes it's a big fat surprise (madclubberboy) & most of the time it's when I need something to laugh at.

His willy put me off willies for life !

 

 

QUOTE (Maria @ May 6 2004, 18:53)
QUOTE (Superst*r @ May 6 2004, 18:51)

Sometimes it's a big fat surprise (madclubberboy) & most of the time it's when I need something to laugh at.

His willy put me off willies for life !

It's Hammer time. grin.gif

QUOTE (Kether @ May 6 2004, 18:54)
QUOTE (Maria @ May 6 2004, 18:53)
QUOTE (Superst*r @ May 6 2004, 18:51)

Sometimes it's a big fat surprise (madclubberboy) & most of the time it's when I need something to laugh at.

His willy put me off willies for life !

It's Hammer time. grin.gif

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QUOTE (Maria @ May 6 2004, 18:54)
QUOTE (Kether @ May 6 2004, 18:54)
QUOTE (Maria @ May 6 2004, 18:53)
QUOTE (Superst*r @ May 6 2004, 18:51)

Sometimes it's a big fat surprise (madclubberboy) & most of the time it's when I need something to laugh at.

His willy put me off willies for life !

It's Hammer time. grin.gif

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Have you heard that song by L. Hays and P. Seeger?

 

If I had a hammer...

 

Have a go at the karaoke version. grin.gif

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i really need to get a webcam.

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