ahhh you've been in my bog!!!!!

nice1bruvva said:

ahhh you've been in my bog!!!!!

 

Thats when I went missing that time.

cover it in loo paper then sit down on the loo paper!!

 

Yeah thats what i do. I try and avoid pooing in public toilets tho cus their dirrrrrty!

what a truly pleasant thread this is.

 

But to answer your question, i just sit down and hope for the best

Some bird I knew once went for a [censored] and a baby popped out. The poor bastard drowned.

Did it drown cos she kept trying to flush it away????

I don't like shitting in a toilet that's not my own.

No, she couldn't make it out.

 

She was blonde.

 

And from Essex.

 

Suprising that.

CreamyC said:

No, she couldn't make it out.

 

She was blonde.

 

And from Essex.

 

Suprising that.

 

"Hmmmmmm.... my shits don't normally scream on the way out???? Oh well!" *flushhhhhhh....*

DIRTY.

[censored].

CUNTS.

I sometimes scream when my shits on the way out!!!

nice1bruvva said:

I sometimes scream when my shits on the way out!!!

 

I screamed once and when I got out there was a police car and ambulance there. Some [censored] that was.

Mr_Moo said:

DIRTY.

[censored].

CUNTS.