Euro-trash + Club 18-30 discos + dancers in bikinis + fake crowd noises + 'epic' piano breakdowns + chipmunk vocals =

 

 

 

 

SCOOTER

dull 70s disco sample

+ wank drum loop

+ really camp male vocal

+ computer-generated sax

- originality

- any effort in production

+ ridiculous pikey/cy-hard fashions

+ rent-a-trophy-twin

+ absolutely anything as long as it's on Defected

= funky house in the backroom at a HH night

 

dull 70s disco sample

+ wank drum loop

+ really camp male vocal

+ computer-generated sax

- originality

- any effort in production

+ ridiculous pikey/cy-hard fashions

+ rent-a-trophy-twin

+ absolutely anything as long as it's on Defected

= Serious @ the Cross

wow, snap, you wrote the same as me

Changed the final line, fuckwit.

yes, i believe i recognised this.

wub_wub said:

 

dull 70s disco sample

+ wank drum loop

+ really camp male vocal

+ computer-generated sax

- originality

- any effort in production

+ ridiculous pikey/cy-hard fashions

+ rent-a-trophy-twin

+ absolutely anything as long as it's on Defected

= Serious @ the Cross

 

Evilhedfuk said:

wub_wub said:

 

dull 70s disco sample

+ wank drum loop

+ really camp male vocal

+ computer-generated sax

- originality

- any effort in production

+ ridiculous pikey/cy-hard fashions

+ rent-a-trophy-twin

+ absolutely anything as long as it's on Defected

= Serious @ the Cross

 

 

I agree - it's the Dusted room at The Cross!

Stephen Hawkins said that for every equation he put in his book (A Brief History of Time) he could halve the number of people who read it.

 

Same can be said for this post i think

 

 

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

nice1bruvva said:

Stephen Hawkins said that for every equation he put in his book (A Brief History of Time) he could halve the number of people who read it.

 

Same can be said for this post i think

 

 

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

you read it.

TomD said:

dull 70s disco sample

+ wank drum loop

+ really camp male vocal

+ computer-generated sax

- originality

- any effort in production

+ ridiculous pikey/cy-hard fashions

+ rent-a-trophy-twin

+ absolutely anything as long as it's on Defected

= funky house in the backroom at a HH night

pmsl - fank god i'm not the only 1 that thinks this

nice1bruvva said:

Stephen Hawkins said that for every equation he put in his book (A Brief History of Time) he could halve the number of people who read it.

 

Same can be said for this post i think

 

 

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

thats an eqution itself fukwit