Has anyone got a name for their *ahem* "bits" ?? I hear a lot of men supposedly do, not so many women tho, i dont have one myself!! If u dont have one then tell me what WOULD u call it if u did??

 

Also for the DIY'ers out there, do u have a name for ur DIY instrument, be it a vibrator or a hand (or anythin else u might use lol)

hunny i was kidding, forgive me!

Sorry *Wub is humble*

 

You are forgiven

me and my g'f do but subconciously we had named them using names that were used in Monty Python. lol. Still makes us laugh now. hehehe

I find the word 'cock' avoids confusion.

Yet again i have forgotten to answer my own question if i was to have a name for my "bits" id call it errrrm (i was gonna say mary but that was the name of my gran and that would be just plain sick )i think id call it Blossom (off the powerpuff girls lmao)

 

And as for my vibrator...well it can be whoever im thinkin of at the time hehe and when its not in use it can just be called useless, like any other normal bloke (just kiddin lads lol)

Blossom? whatever......

 

Personally, I think Claire's C^nt is a better name

Me and Beaker like to call it beaver

 

although i call mine becks now, not like the lager, cos it has a david beckham hair cut, not his most recent one may i add, do i really need to explain, libby shutup, ok.

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Originally posted by LibbyVanDyke:

Me and Beaker like to call it beaver

 

although i call mine becks now, not like the lager, cos it has a david beckham hair cut, not his most recent one may i add, do i really need to explain, libby shutup, ok.

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respect to the bird with the shaven haven

shankyou!

This brings me onto one of my turn ons - watching a woman wet shave her 'nether region'.

 

Gets me horny as [censored]! Christ knows why...

Libby - i award you 10/10!! Good Lass!

haha, why wud that....ok libby lied in the bath with all bubbles round her....her hand reaching for the pink razor (not a metaphor), and slowly lifting her bum up so her becks is out of the water...and slowly starts moving the razor....

 

does it for ya eh.. haha u goon...thats like saying 'oooh i love washing up, it really does it for me!'

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Originally posted by LibbyVanDyke:

does it for ya eh.. haha u goon...thats like saying 'oooh i love washing up, it really does it for me!'

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I think you'll find that completely different!

Besides, each unto to his own