Watersports?

Hahaa, this whole subject reminds me of something. An acquaintance I met in Ottawa a few years ago works in an ER in Boston. He tells me about having to treat a couple once who came in, him with cuts and [censored] all over his face, and her with cuts and [censored] all over her ass.

In not so many words, he had her sit on a glass table and take a poop so he could see. It broke.....