thing uv had said in bed??

 

Mine is off my ex who is a copper amd was on duty and in full uniform was havin sex with me for first time in r'ship and he was doin his stuff and he said "ooooh ya got a nice tight fanny for me to slip my dick into" lmao i dint know what to say so just said "thanx" hehe

I dont know about the funniest thing said, but the funniest sight was the blokes dick. It was small. Smaller than small! Minuute! So I just laughed.. Im sorry but I couldnt help it!

I had same prob 2 - he turned out to b complete tosser 2 - so much 4 peeps saying they have personality to make up 4 these little things - coz he deffo didn't!!

I got sa little revenge story concerning this guy's particular bits but will save them 4 anoter post some other time!!

thems are funny?

First time anyone ever spoke dirty to me, there we are, at it, and suddenly in my ear I hear "I want you to sum inside me" Having never heard anything like that before, I nearly burst out laughing. And at the end of it all, she rolled striaght over and lit a cigarette (I am a non-smoker), it felt like such a cliche!!

or "cum" as the case may be

I once went down on a girl i was going out with and when we finished what we were doin she looked down and what i done is left some chewing gum in my mouth and it all got tangled up ha ha. U gotta laugh.

My bestest one ever...was just about to shag this girl when she said, and I quote, "spear my bearded clam"!!!

 

I nearly pissed myself laughing, and unfortunately the moment was ruined! There was no way i could do her after she'd said that! it wasn't even a joke tho, she said it SO seriously...scary!

lmao, how these people think they can get away with sayin such ridiculous stuff?

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Originally posted by GoTan:

My bestest one ever...was just about to shag this girl when she said, and I quote, "spear my bearded clam"!!!

 

I nearly pissed myself laughing, and unfortunately the moment was ruined! There was no way i could do her after she'd said that! it wasn't even a joke tho, she said it SO seriously...scary!

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LMAO!!! Stick to the shaven girls and you won't have that problem again!!

resurrected!!

well this was in bed , me an my ex were asleep .. and she farted in her sleep and it was so loud it woke us both she jumped about a foot off the bed , the dog took off from under it i screamed , and after a fit of the giggles i said, a bit more choke and that would have started and we were gone again it was so loud

...well this sin't something that's been said actually in the bed, but last night we had radio one on, (we were at my fella's house, and only put the radio on to hide the sound of my vibrator from his mum in the next room!! )

 

anyway, the song finished and they started going on about medical problems.....namely itchy arses, vaginas and.....piles the moment was ruined cuz we were both in stitches ...... so we bunged on a cd and got back down to business

Well, in retrospect, the funniest thing I've ever said (but I didn't find it too funny at the time!) was after a minute or so of, ahem, bashing the bishop:

 

"I'm beginning to wish I'd worn gloves when I chopped that red chilli for our dinner!"

 

Ouch! Won't do that again in a hurry...