Euphenisms for anal sex, off the top of my head;

 

Poo pusher

Marmite miner

Fudge packer

Rectal raider

Shooting the big brown bullethole

Chasing the chocolate starfish

Uphill gardener

Getting lost in the chocolate cave

 

anymore for anymore?

Arsed bandit

[censored] Stabber

Bourneville Boulevard (as in taking a walk down)

Choccy Whiz Way Rider

Cottager

Rusty Bullit Hole

Nervous Spider

Tradesman’s entrance

Rusty Sheriff’s badge

Cock Jockey

Sausage Jockey

Back Door burglar

Cock Jockey is my fav at the mo

where's Dakers today?

 

We'd have twice this by now if he were about.

Dakers - come out come out wherever you are

 

Could be in the closet again?

goin up the dirt track!!

Last time i was in bed with someone, I was *almost* agreeing to anal sex!

sex full stop would be nice. have car, will travel. lol

hey, i like a bit of anal, anyone care to take up the offer???? and no bastards this time, i had enuff of the last one, lol.