not quite the same answer but, an ex girlfriend of mine was a bit strange.

i was 15 and she was 16.

every time i [censored] her she insisted on me pullin' her hair and slapping her face and calling her by her (14 yr old) sisters name???

it's only when i got a bit older that i realised just how [censored] up it was????

 

i shagged her for a bit anyway,it'd bin rude not to!!

first orgasm - 'what the fuk is happening to me?? its gone all black!!!'

I called my 2nd gf the name of my 1st gf who she knew i was still in love with. Then after 2 months of her using that against me in every argument she forgives me and i say it again a week later.

 

im a twat

"You're hurting me"

you ever see that thing in footballers wives where the black guys [censored] his wife but only looking at himself in the mirror?

 

classic

I was snogging a girl once and sneezed all over her face - classy!

 

Not the first time I've needed a tissue when with an attractive lady...

"I like trains"

i used to see an exceedingly posh girl who couldn't bring herself to say "i'm coming". instead she used to wail "i'm arriving, i'm arriving".

 

at one of the wilder events i attended in my dark and murky past i invited a group of girls to "come and drink from the fountain of life".

 

*hangs head in shame*

 

sx

"swallow my pride bitch"

 

shouldnt have said that. i felt teeth

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Originally posted by CreamyC:

 

"I like trains"

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Originally posted by stryker:

 

i used to see an exceedingly posh girl who couldn't bring herself to say "i'm coming". instead she used to wail

"i'm arriving, i'm arriving".

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Maybe me and her could meet up and have a bit of fun then!

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Originally posted by Dominator:

"swallow my pride bitch"

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that is [censored] brilliant, and i have to say that the next time i'm being sucked off, you know, sometime in the middle of the next decade.

 

i have a little routine that i love. [censored] her doggy style, pull her up real close holding her by either her hair or her chin then i whisper into the ear "are you my bitch?" they usually either moan or mumble and i reply "say it, say i'm your bitch". when they do as their told i get such a buzz.

 

i am pathetic.

 

*hangs head in shame again*

 

sx

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Originally posted by CreamyC:

Maybe me and her could meet up and have a bit of fun then!

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You're assuming she isn't blind and doesn't have a sense of smell then Creamy?

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Originally posted by stryker:

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Originally posted by Dominator:

"swallow my pride bitch"

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that is [censored] brilliant, and i have to say that the next time i'm being sucked off, you know, sometime in the middle of the next decade.

 

i have a little routine that i love. [censored] her doggy style, pull her up real close holding her by either her hair or her chin then i whisper into the ear "are you my bitch?" they usually either moan or mumble and i reply "say it, say i'm your bitch". when they do as their told i get such a buzz.

 

i am pathetic.

 

*hangs head in shame again*

 

sx

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We've all done it. Nothing to be ashamed of

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Originally posted by wub_wub:

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Originally posted by CreamyC:

Maybe me and her could meet up and have a bit of fun then!

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You're assuming she isn't blind and doesn't have a sense of smell then Creamy?

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she let me so that proves that she isn't choosy.

 

sx

"you smell"