Hey ! I polish my chopper every day ! That's what I'm talking about !!

Tut Tut, beating the meat will make you go blind !

 

I agree Fred, I personally enjoy a little me-on-me time! I have a very vivid imagination?

 

And goshow, you're scaring me? Poor Sarah!!!!

What do you me the real thing

 

Everybody knows wanking yourself is the real thing.

Well i have to say that as much as i fookin lurrrrrrve a good session with a horny bloke, unfortunately most of my bf's cant keep up with me cos i wear them out and well a girl has to satisfy the horn just as a bloke does so fingers and toys do come into action as and when necessary....and also fantastic for the singletons too!!

yeah, there's nothing like a bit of variety! lol

 

Thats the problem with being a bloke all the pressure's on us to perform.

 

 

 

There's no pressure at all, so long as u can make us cum theres no problems at all

 

anyway i think girls have the pressure of knowin u want us to have the body and moves of a pornstar...least with male pornstars all they have to do is have a tash and say "iv come to fix ur fridge" then is all up to the women...and i think this is where a lot of men go wrong in life....so long as u dont think the way a male pornstar fucks id the right way then u shouldnt have a problem

 

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"There's no pressure at all, so long as u can make us cum theres no problems at all"

 

Well if ladies weren't so hard to please, well some of u.

 

We all know the basics but its getting to know the specifics thats the fun.

 

Of course I never have any trouble

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Orgasm and ejaculation are two different things...to avoid mess-making, orgasm without ejaculating...no need to 'clear up', no 100-mile drive without satisfaction and as much energy as you need to keep exercising all night..and day. With or without someone else to play with

ok, first of all, tidy, you NEVER masturbate!! EVER???

find that really hard to believe!

Go show, do you not have a girlfriend?? You haven't said. What us girls have come to understand is that just because a guy spanks his monkey doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy sex with his girlfriend.

And it takes a confident guy to have fun whilst having sex rather than trying to prove something.

Me, having fun with my man makes for a long lasting long relationship and all this garbage about not flying solo is rubbish!

No !

Honest !

 

oooo another 'deep' topic of smut - right, you cant beat a shuffle whether you are in a relationship or not (its about knowing how you like it) on an embarrasing note, i have lost count on the times my old crusty t-shirts have been found by my muvva shite! My girl likes to masturbate me, but , I still need to show her the deeper side involving twisting and rubbing my perenium

you cannot quit just before the end.

 

only time that happens is if your mum or something walks in on you under the covers.

 

but toilet roll is the only way to wipe up, because its softer on your delicate skin.

 

after wanking though, sex is sometimes a disappointment. it is like "sex with God, afterwards, nothing else compares"

 

 

Ps, look atthe attachment. its perfect for me.

also mate, too much info on your perineum etc.

 

but good to know that the only way she will learn is by you showing her the best grip.

advise her that for that bit extra ride, use the other hand, as it gets a little bit wilder and she will have to cling on harder.