after getting back from a drink in the wee small hours i saw my neighbour from 2 doors down. i went in 4 a cuppa, but needed the loo (got a bit of a week bladder!)

 

i went in 2 the downstairs loo,and just as id got my kecks down and sat on the loo seat, i was greated by the most HUGE spider in my life - itwas big and furry and it was practically a tarantula!

 

i then ran upstairs 2 the other loo and there was another one, although not quite as big. after that i drunk my tea pronto and ran home 2 bed, but couldn't get the thought out of my head that if these huge creatures exist 2 doors down, then they could invade my house!

 

the moral of the story is that i think some 1 is out 2 get me, cos 1st it was the posters, then the back of buses and now this! when is going 2 end?! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

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i was trying to draw a spider but i struggled! as you can probably tell

v. funny NOT!!!

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Paranoia is a bad thing to have hun .... but then and again, so is having big furry mo-fo spiders crawling around you whilst you're making a call of nature!

I hate spiders too - i'll openly admit that they scare me sh*tless ... why were they given 8 legs - surely they'd be better off with only 1 - at least they wouldn't be able to move as fast!!

"surely they'd be better off with only 1 - at least they wouldn't be able to move as fast!!"

 

That would definately be a better idea!

did it look anything like this fella..........

 

 

 

 

tell me about it... i ran out of the loo with my trousers still unzipped i was so scared!! luckily my neighbour didnt c cos he was 2 busy helping his paraletic (irish) dad up the stairs!!

lol@Grant

i hate spiders with a passion!! squash the little bastards!!

ur a c**t grant!! when i meet u on saturday ur gonna pay!!

 

and u can stop laughing tony, cos the pigeons r coming 4 U!!

yea, but lia, they aint even little!!

 

Sorry , couldn't resist !!

it's your funeral now matey!!

thats nothing you want to see the size of the cockroach I was sharing my appartment in Ibiza with... he was nearly as big as the palm of my hand but he was alright really at least he was clean i'd find him in my shower most days.