[censored].

 

just checked my bank balance.

 

[censored].

 

its really really bad.

 

[censored].

 

time to call in a few debts.

 

[censored].

 

m.

Is it the "ohshitIthoughtIwasincreditbutaminfactindebitshitfuck" kind of bank account like what I've got?

yeah - thats pretty much it mate.

 

"fuckivegotnomoneyandistillneedtopayforthreenightsout"

 

m.

"And on the 6th day did God create overdrafts. And lo, the clubbers rejoiced"

"And on the 7th day, God created Bank Managers, and the clubbers did mourne".

 

m.

Never met my bank manager. We get to talk to "Student Advisors" who are much nicer people, and sympathetic towards those with a hectic social life to keep up.