I got woken up by workman INSIDE MY HOUSE this morning. The little c^nts had used the master key to get in, and were laying down some broadband cable.

 

I had to quickly walk downstairs, gather up the ten or so pre rolled joints I made last night and stash them upstairs sharpish, along with my grinder, a bag of green, and a wrap of coke. Not the best way to start the day!

hahahahah CLASSIC MATE - last time that happened to me it was my ex-wife's NAN who she'd given the house key to whilst my ex went away for a week. I'd shut myself in my house learning the art of Chemistry with various substances and when her family got worried they hadnt seen or heard from me for 3 days (and I was meant to take their dog walking along with ours) they entered the house to find me sleeping upstairs but I quickly had to run down to clear up the stash which was decorating the living room - luckily they didnt go in there first.

 

Also happened another time when the police turned up in relation to a previous burglarly. On this occassion they DID walk straight into the lounge (after I suggested the kitchen was a better place to talk, lol) they DID find my stash but just said "dont worry, we aint here for that" - luckily they were youngish/ladish coppers.

 

LMAO - know how you feel mate !!!

Wouldn't be so bad, but I live in halls this year, and any transgression is instant expulsion.

 

not what I want after two years (and about six grand )

Wouldn't be so bad, but I live in halls this year, and any transgression is instant expulsion.

 

Thats what they say !!! One of my mates got caught dealing in halls and he got a warning from the warden, that if he didn't pack it in he would be reported to the police. I think that they know that stuff like this goes on and will turn a blind eye, unless it gets out of hand. Most workmen don't care anyway. One of my mates is a carpet fitter and we used to be the biggest [censored]-heads by quite some margin. We used to go out caining it until 7-8 in the morning, and then he would go to [censored], having had no sleep and still screwed !!!

Fair enough. Tommorrow night after Slinky I'll have about 30 people round, including DJ's, and quite a bit of ket flying about. So we'll see then