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An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.

 

"How many children?"

 

"10"

 

"10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?"

 

"Wayne, Wayne,Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"

 

"Doesn't that get confusing?"

 

"Naah..." says the Essex girl

 

"its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to

shout

WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."

 

"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council

worker.

 

"That's easy," says the Essex girl...

 

"I just use their surnames"

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