If like me you are hovering just below the next threshold, and want to post, to get the title change, this is the one for you. feel free to post real random crap, just to get your numbers up. This is the place to do it with out anoying the others by pointless posting.

like this...

or this....

or even this.

Or you could just invent a title and ask James nicely to give you your own title

 

 

My problem is that i'm too goal orientated, give me a challenge like 100 posts and you'll get upgraded I just have to go for it...i guess it was years of not winning egg and spoon races at school and such like...good suggestion & ting tho blink

I suppose I have been deprived of the joy of knowing what "official" status I have achieved, but I am lazy and egocentric, so jumped at the chance to have my own, unique title

A short story to add to the random crap:

 

One day Barry was walking along the street with his dog Woof. He went into a shop and bought some Quavers and then died a few minutes later from an allergic reaction to the cheesy flavour.

 

The End ... or is it?

 

$postcount = $postcount + 1;

What did the man say when he walked into the bar?..........

"Ouch! That really hurt. That's the last time I walk into a bar..."

 

What do u call a man with a segull on his head???!

"Randy" ?

 

No - Cliff of course!! (Boom Boom!)

 

What do u call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

 

Warren.....