SO THEN BOYS....

 

i am doing a scientific study on the effects of drugs on penis size. i would be grateful if you could all leave me your measurements here.

 

i will be conducting this survey every 2 months, if anyone would like to discuss my findings, feel free to email me.

 

thankyou for your help in this matter.

 

beckie liar liar

1)

As Syd James, replied when he was asked 'Oooh have you got a big one?'

 

'I've had no complaints'....

 

2) If I were going to measure, no promises mind, where should I measure from and to, i mean we should be scientific about it

They don't call me Whopper Chopper for nothing you know !!!

Dirty girl !!

 

Sounds like a very interesting scientific survey if you ask me

 

well done Beckie great idea!

 

do you think pictures would be a better idea thou?

 

just a suggestion... just say if you think its a stupid idea!

C'mon boys - reveal all!!

I was just about to reveal all the marvel's of my manhood, untill i realised that my sis was reading!

Then again, her being older than me she's probably seen it a few times anyway! and before the smart comments start coming in, i'm talking a few years back!!!

It was a very long time ago as well!!

A) I don't do drugs, so there'd be no reason to do bi-monthly checks and reports on my manhood.

If the national average is 6 inches, i'm above average

C) What does all that matter anyway, it's big enough to fill a pram ... if you get my drift

**beckie la la bites her pen and clutches her clipboard**

 

i feel that we should be measureing from base to tip. then girth as well please. if any one needs any help, i have a few volunteers from the board to come round for 'home' examinations.

 

no cheating please. all participants will gain access to

 

www.seebeckiebutnaked.com

 

and

 

www.clairedctities.com

 

but you will need a password to gain access.

 

k....from base to tip, along the top or the bottom, and if along the bottom, were is the base exactly....

 

hang on I think i have a pair of calipers here, they might help.

 

i

I don't think anyones gonna actually come out and say their size, so it'd probably be easier to break it down into groups:

LENGTH

Group A: 0 - 5 inches

Group B: 5.25 - 7 inches

Group C: 7.25 - 9 inches

Group D: 9.25 - '[censored] that'd hurt' inches

 

GIRTH

Group 1: 0 - 5 inches

Group 2: 5.25 - 7 inches

Group 3: 7.25 - 9 inches

Group 4: i've got a dick as wide as a marrow!

 

Is this way fair enough??

 

i have a few volunteers from the board to come round for 'home' examinations.

Who did you have in mind ?

nick i think you have been a bit 'imaginative' in the groups!

 

 

A) 1-3 inches

3-5

C) 5-7

D) 7-10

 

if you are bigger than catagory D, you will have to call me so i can verify your measurements.

No Beckie, I was merely trying to eliminate as much embarrassment as possible for the 'tiny' ones on her - no one's gonna admit to being in your A group are they - I just merged the 2 of them to hide some possible blushes. I'd be in your group C, so i guess a home measurement is well out of the question