Claire is a resident CTW expert on ' Self-Pleasure '

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Horney thread

 

On reading this earlier, it got me thinking....and being as i am just of to me bed, on me own ....

 

1) How many times a day/week /month do peeps...

'whack one out', 'shake hands with the governor of love', 'Jangle', 'smack the pony', manually pesuade themselves to orgasm' or simply 'have a wank'?

 

2) What fantasy/ fanstasy figure is Guarenteed to 'make it happen?'

 

3) Are any instruments involved?.

 

4) How long before you reach the cresendo?

 

off to bed...can't get that Cigarette thing out of my mind

 

 

Ok.........

 

1. I do it as and when i feel the urge (quite often when single, sometimes every day or more not as often when with someone tho i will do it for their pleasure too )

 

2. I think about anyone who i am either going out with at the time, or just fancy....i dont really have a famous person that id do it over, ilike my men more realistic i guess!!

 

3. Up until a few months ago i didnt have a vibrator, but then my friend bought me one and now i can swap from manual to mechanical whenever i like (or whenever my hand/fingers start to hurt lol )

 

4. Can be anythin from a quick 5 minutes to an hour or more, all depends what im usin (manual or mechanical) how im usin it (inside or outside if u get my drift) and basically how fast i wana cum!!

 

Hope iv been informative enough for u hehehe!!

Told ya claire u r a cheeky gal not that i mind thinking of u flicking the bean, i think most guys would agree thats a show we wud all like to see

Oh really??

yes really u lil minx and yeah if ur hands get tired ie got u can borrow any time

Hehehe, ill keep that in mind

and that offer is lifetime

SO does that mean when im old and decrepit and am full of arthritis ur gonna do it for me? LOL

when ur old and all that babe ill be old to, dont worry tho ill fokin lick it 4 ya xx just av to remember to take me teeth out

Classy.

smack the pony there is a tv show called that but i didnt know it meant that

1 when i feel

2 not usually

3 musical ? or surgical

4 no problem

can i have that ciggie now

i know Claire im chicken

My sentiments exactly flakster!

 

I don't do it very often. When you're in a relationship, you don't generally need to hehe!! But once in a while it's fun to do it on my own!!

3 musical ? or surgical

u r, i still think u should post that hun!!

Belle, i think its also good to do it with ur fella, all the men iv done this with have loved it!!