Would you eat a spoonful of dog turd if someone paid you £10,000?

 

I wouldn't.

 

Yes.

No NO NOOOOOO way ... mnd you .... suppose it's better than cat poo ..

Nope.......

OK wub rise to the challenge; what about if the prize was upped to £100,000 and you had to eat a bin-full, about this size:

 

 

Obviously fair's fair, you'd be given a week to eat it.

Nope, the increase in prize money is not in proportion to the increase in turd.

 

No deal.

Dammit.

I obviously didn't calculate the turd-to-cash ratio correctly.

 

The offer has been recalculated to be a saucepan full; about this size:

 

Nice pussy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, alright, for £100,000.

I'll get on to the bank

 

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funny i should read this cuz i was wondering @ [censored] 2day y some turds float and sum sink

I'm guessing because of weight/density.

 

Claire DC - you are a fox!