indeed!! ..... just make sure you've got those tissues handy!!

 

....... or not as the case may be??

nun chucks?

 

 

I'm obviously too innocent...

haha ... what next hey!!

im sure theres plenty of things

nunchaku images A weapon used for a particular kind of martial-art, which could probably double as a dildo (or a double-dildo) if that's what grabbed you. Something more pliable would seem more enjoyable to me, tho :0

hehe... a dildo on a rope.... like soap on a rope with a difference...

 

I was in the middle of a wank the other day when I got a phone call from my manager asking me if I wanted to go in to [censored].

 

Not nice, stopping me mid flow like that.

could have been worse... you could have been in the middle of sex proper...

I've only ever answered the phone during sex once.

weren't you told off for doing that!?!?

 

Yeah, but I said I'd ring back.

 

hehe... bet she weren't too happy tho.. breaking the flow and all...

Actually, I managed to keep the motion going.

 

 

 

 

Besides, my mum never wants anything important when she rings.