I've told two lads they were crap, one was a long term partner & I worded it as nicely as possibe. Thus he improved & the other time wasn't put so nicely,"I could have done it better myself Darryl!"

 

He hates me now.

i like your stylie

QUOTE (Trouble @ May 11 2004, 22:35)

QUOTE (Dawn @ May 11 2004, 22:33) shelling peas i believe the terminology is  i dont no what that meens   please induldge me When you have a baby and don't need any stitches ... like shelling peas out of a pod (that easy or big)

fooking stitches after giving birth!!

id rather go without but knowimg my luck ill have it all go wrong

 

think i get u now dawn altho still not 100%

Don't worry Tash you'll soon know what i'm on about ....

 

2 days later you'll be planning your next

Like it would ever happen.

 

The only person I know of that said I was rubbish was one of the worst shags I'd ever had.

 

I guess when you have good sex, both of you enjoy it and if you have bad sex then it's bad for both.

 

I can't remember being with anyone that was completely inept.

QUOTE (Dawn @ May 11 2004, 22:49)

Don't worry Tash you'll soon know what i'm on about .... 2 days later you'll be planning your next

well when iv had him ill give it 2 days and if i still havent the foggyiest you have been alicated to cheif explainer

Deal

right im all intrested now

 

know any good ways to start labour off

Fraid not ... mine were 2 weeks late ... been late for eveything since

sod watch me go over due now

 

im jyinxed now

What a load of utter juvenile shite.

 

I haven't read in detail EVERY reply to this post, so apologies to anyone who had an adult answer!

 

If I were sleeping with someone who didn't satisfy me (which i'm NOT, by the way, to clear that up!) then I would suggest things to him that i liked doing.

 

It's very simple: i'd guide his hands, suggest different techniques, get experimental... i wouldn't just lay there and wish he'd get it over with; that would make me just as bad! Good sex takes effort from both parties, and if my partner were not interested enough to make the effort with my suggestions then i'd imagine there were deeper-rooted problems.

 

 

 

 

 

 

apology accepted my dear

Cherry / Kether - thank fuck somebody's talking sense. It's teamwork innit!

 

I've never understood what it means to be a "crap shag", unless you mean someone who's not even willing to make an effort. Besides, everyone's bodies are different - in my (limited) experience you can have a complete mastery of how to satisfy one girl, but the next girl that comes along is a totally different kettle of (as it were) fish.

 

I remember one girl who was so (ahem) good at what she did, right from the word go, that it was always in the back of my mind "blimey she's had some practice!" so it's not necessarily 100% a good thing anyway!