Never been my thing, by my ex, one of her boyfriends called it Penny, which was quite bizarre, seeing as that is the name of my much loved teddybear

yeah my ex named mine and so i named hers. The funny thing is that we just named them and was watching the Life of Brian and the names popped up and we were in hysterics.

i call my bollocks 'teds'

Foof.

Cobblers

Barney.

Beaver.

You've already named one.

Doh!

 

Foof all the way.

ive never named mine .... or measured it - has every lad in the world but me measured there d**k ??????

 

 

mine doesnt have a name but I'm thinking its about time she did - any suggestions???

Mine hasn't got a name either, mayb elmo

 

 

elmo??

i may call mine fluffy

 

 

fluffy is better than elmo