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QUOTE (Bungle @ May 12 2004, 15:45)
I would, but they're like guinness. They don't travel well.

Pepsis experienced one of my pies. It was before we were going out so I put a puff pastry tidy logo on it. Sad...... but ace!

hmm, gonna have to hook up soon then, get you cooking this delish meal for me grin.gif

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QUOTE (Kether @ May 12 2004, 15:33)
Pretend they're sticks and not insects at all.

they look nothin like sticks tho thats the thing, they walk on all fours and their back end curls up bit like a scorpian and any sign of movement and they start swaying. think ive decided against it! unsure.gif

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Probably for the best. I'm not in to creepy crawlys either if I'm honest. Mind you I don't think I could look after a kid either.

Anyone fancy a bongle with bungle?

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be reeally really careful. if you open the tank, the buggers could jump out. if they land on you or your face you can always grab them and put them back in (the legs will wiggle a lot). but if they jump into the office, they'll be able to get all over the place, and they'll probly end up crouching on the ceiling or something, or sitting on a wall. unsure.gif

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QUOTE (teabag @ May 12 2004, 15:40)
QUOTE (Alex @ May 12 2004, 15:32)
I believe (could be wrong) that stick insects can't kill or harm people (pretty much the same goes for nearly all insects in the world).

my mum had these stickinsects which spit acid on you when they're angry

 

once they all ganged together and sprayed her when she opened the box so she threw them on the compost heap in her agony

you're thinking of "aliens" wink.gif

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we used to have a tank of stick insects at school in one of the biology labs, some of the people in the class thought it was funny to put it on the girls or in their pencil cases.

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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my boss's came back and i told them i couldnt do it . watched my boss clear them out from the other end of the room, they move so fast. eeek! someone should definately invent an anti insect machine that u just ZAAAAAAAAP and abra cadabra vamoooosh, a happy pill. woot.gif not gona happen but quality to think of it hehe

 

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I use to have stick insects (6 I think) and I was always filling their glass cage thingy with fresh leaves but they ended up eating each other.

 

Leave and see if these will do that.

 

Alternatively, one of my mates had some once and kept on giving them blow backs and they'd fall off the sticks they were on, he found it hilarious.

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QUOTE (Bungle @ May 12 2004, 15:45)
I would, but they're like guinness. They don't travel well.

Pepsis experienced one of my pies. It was before we were going out so I put a puff pastry tidy logo on it. Sad...... but ace!

thumbsup.gif was a quality pie

oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

Lots of bubbles but where's the coke?

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QUOTE (Pepsi @ May 13 2004, 13:45)
QUOTE (Bungle @ May 12 2004, 15:45)
I would, but they're like guinness. They don't travel well.

Pepsis experienced one of my pies. It was before we were going out so I put a puff pastry tidy logo on it. Sad...... but ace!

thumbsup.gif was a quality pie

yes & I wanna taste one now tongue.gif

Techno, Techno, Techno

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QUOTE (Lisa @ May 13 2004, 13:45)
QUOTE (Pepsi @ May 13 2004, 13:45)
QUOTE (Bungle @ May 12 2004, 15:45)
I would, but they're like guinness. They don't travel well.

Pepsis experienced one of my pies. It was before we were going out so I put a puff pastry tidy logo on it. Sad...... but ace!

thumbsup.gif was a quality pie

yes & I wanna taste one now tongue.gif

I think we should get Bungle to make a CTW banquet

oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

Lots of bubbles but where's the coke?

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That sounds like a plan grin.gif

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scratchy.gif it can be arranged. First I need some chloroform, a van and a really big kitchen with a lock.

oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

Lots of bubbles but where's the coke?

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